Life can be pretty hard as a Zombie in this day and age. Even with all the cool Zombie stuff that’s going on, poor ol’ I.R. Hungré still can’t find work in Hollywood.

So, if you know of any Hollywood producer that’s making a Zombie movie, please give him a call at 555-zombie-4-hire. He’s really cheap and will literally work for peanuts.

Actually, I think his peanut allergy is what made him a zombie in the first place…

🙂

-Chris