I think the “new hope” is Marc hoping he can one day legally choke Roy to death – whether or not choking would actually work on a werewolf… well, that remains to be seen.

Now, why would Roy force Marc to do such a thing? Well, I think today’s strip also kind of explains why Roy doesn’t have a large number of friends.

I mean, it’s not like any of YOU would blackmail one of YOUR best friends into dressing up in drag as Princess Leia, now would you?

 

Yeah… just what I thought.

You all are some sick puppies.

Guess that also explains why you read THIS strip…