I have no idea if there is actually such a thing as a carbon polymer composite pitch fork. I totally made that up. You know, like a vegetarian werewolf.  🙂

I got the idea for a carbon polymer composite pitch fork handle because that seems to be what a lot of popular metal baseball bats are now made of and, quite frankly, it sounded pretty cool.

That being said, do YOU agree with Marc that only Industrial Farmers should have access to such powerful and dangerous pitch forks?  😉

Also… after all of wild number of celebrity deaths we have had since the start of 2016, I came up with this little cartoon late last night… click on the image to see a bigger version…death_celebrity_cartoon