Back when Return of the Jedi came out in theaters, four high school buddies and me skipped our last period of school – which was P.E. so we could get a jump on the lines for Jedi that Friday afternoon.

Even by skipping the last hour of school, the line STILL ended up being four and a half hours long. So, three of us took “shifts” walking the mall while the other two stayed and did anything we could to pass the time away.

Where the heck were all the smart phones THEN???