Because, you know, when you don’t take that $20 to Martha’s Stripper Emporium, the strippers don’t have money for rent, food or those twirly tassle things. Then guys don’t go to those bars to drink beer or run up huge bar tabs which means they’ll stay at home and get in arguments with their wives or girlfriends… which means they won’t go out to dinner or dates any more. And when they don’t go out on dates any more, the waiters and waitresses don’t get paid which forces them to move out of their shabby apartment buildings. And that forces landlords to either raise rent for everyone else or demolish the building altogether.

So you see, that simple $20 ultimately holds the secret to our economic recovery.

It’s just that simple.

-Chris

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