Capes & Babes, a webcomic by Chris Flick

Dear Krishna M. Sadasivam,

It has come to our attention that employees of your fictional store, Bogus Buy, have recently been infected with werewolf fleas. Please be advised that you should inform your characters that werewolf fleas are much stronger and more stubborn then their canine cousin. As such, the typical canine flea bath is not sufficiently strong enough to combat the werewolf flea variety.

It is of our opinion that you advise your comic book characters to soak in a hot whirlpool or a hot sauna for approximately twenty minutes as it has been known that werewolf fleas dislike water and/or heat. Usually, combining the two methods, the fleas will vacant the cartoon body they are inhabiting very quickly.

If your cartoon characters have any further developments, please have them call or visit our offices for a thorough and complete check up. It is imperative that we prevent werewolf fleas from spreading as they can be a real pain in the ass to get rid of. As such, if you require any assistance, my contact information is listed below.

Sincerely,

Warren A. Tuya
National Director of Cartoon Character Health and Services
Washington DC Webcomics division
902 14th Street, NW
Washington DC 90028